Depends
(apologies to Joe Cocker and the Beatles)
A Little Help From Depends
What will I do when I need a balloon
In my lungs - to get a breathe out of me?
And not able to hear you sing me a song
Or drive to the store cause I can’t see?
Well - I’ll be dry with a little help from Depends
I won’t be crying with about my pants with Depends
Can wear button fly with Depends
I Just Hold On with Depends
What will I do when my nurse is away?
(It worries me to use the walker alone)
I’m still plugged up, it’s the end of the day
(Ate prunes the whole time and still haven’t gone)
But - I’ll be dry with a little help from Depends
I won’t be crying with about my pants with Depends
Can wear button fly with Depends
I Just Hold On with Depends
(Do you need a hot toddy?)
No, I need Vicks Vapor-Rub
(Can you hear Rod Roddy?)
Who? Hey PriceIsRight is On.
And - I’ll be dry with a little help from Depends
I won’t be crying with about my pants with Depends
Can wear button fly with Depends
I Just Hold On with Depends