Ramble On

Jay’s System Administration Rule #4192

Every server crash should be a personal affront to your personhood

This, of course, means war on the RAC virtual media setting.

When I get a maintenance window.

And If I don’t forget about it.

I’m trying to clear out my podunk .Mac website, and pulled over my horrendous collection of bad parody songs I’ve written into WordPress pages tonight. So without further ado, or even a stray nonny-nonny - I give you Jay’s Greatest Hits:

• Don’t Let your babies grow up to be tech staff
• With a Little Help from Depends
• Bye, Bye, Oatmeal Creme Pie
• They Don’t Do the HokeyPokey No more
• Twelve Days of User Support

Brown-eyed Girl: but do tell him he’s not allowed to get us matching his n hers MySQL books
Brown-eyed Girl:
JAY:
JAY: *laughter*
JAY: su -
JAY: whoops, wrong window
JAY: ha - I just tried to IM you a unix command
Brown-eyed Girl: nice
JAY: I tried to take “superuser” in the IM window with you
Brown-eyed Girl: hahaha
Brown-eyed Girl: i have no idea what the hell that means but it sounds funny
Brown-eyed Girl: ACCESS DENIED
Brown-eyed Girl: ILLEGAL OPERATION
JAY: heh
JAY: this is so getting blogged